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Review:ValWitch21 says:

This review is utterly pointless, but I just cannot write a constructive appreciation of this masterpiece because bahahahaha.

Favourite quotes are the following:

His features cleared in the dim vegetation, pallid skin absorbing the emeralds, limes, ivies, avocados, jades, and olives of the forest. because only you manage to make me think of salad when describing a forest.

Surely thy price of binary extraordinarily-dazzling physical surfaces facing each other dost be fraught with angst. Thine roguish fates shalt never permit us to beith together. Our combined splendor shalt create a paradox, I fear.

We shall sob together and admire one anotherís symmetrical features in equal quantities. We shall grin winningly at each other with smiles like buttery croissants, and when the sun descends I shalt partake of thee for dinner.

This one-shot just made my entire week, and I will now go and revel in jealousy of your talent. *nods*

Author's Response: HI, VAL! ♥

loool thank you for your awesomesauce review. I agree, this story is a masterpiece. Everyone should be jelly. It's funny you should bring up salad, because that is the precise shade of Cedric's left ear. His right ear is more like spearmint gum.


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