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Review:-BookDinosaur- says:
YES, another update. Woohoo!

Lily does get a lot of the epic comebacks, but Al, Scorp and Leo are pretty funny, especially when they're together. No, I would to liked to be banished into the icy pits of hell by Lily. It sounds like a very traumatic experience.

Yes, I missed Al! The bantering when those three are together always crack me up.

The message...geez. The best I could get out of it was that the plants never go to the depths of the water, staying safely at the top, so Charlotte should take a risk and dive to the bottom of the lake rather than staying safe? James probably wants Ellie to get that message and go out with him. He never loses hope, does he?

Uncle Jack, name a character after yourself, why don't you? ;D

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Haha, literate prehistoric friend. It was actually my friends who came up with it: "You're reading again? Such a bookworm." "She's not a bookworm, she's a book dinosaur!"

You always take my advice? *Internet hug* So flattering! I thought it was meant to be the other way round!

I...uh...might have gone onto the forums and read a blog entry of yours...or two...

Who am I kidding? Yeah, I've stalked you on the forums. And before I forget, congrats about Kathryn the Great. Have you asked? You have to tell me how it goes/went.

I'd love to PM you! How do I do it? (I'm really, really bad with technology. If it's any indication, I had to ask my friend what PM stood for.) But I'm willing to brave the confusion of technology to PM you. ;)

Oh, and before I forget, since I've read all your posts, I think I owe you some jokes.

If a soldier uses a normal gun and I use a potato gun, who would use a flower gun? (A pansy)

What do you call a mouse's shoe? (Squeakers)

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? (Jungle bells)

How do you stop a rhino from charging? (Take away it's credit card)

*hangs head in shame, waiting for the verdict* I hope that's enough for now!

As always, please update soon!

Author's Response: Hello :D

Sorry about the delayed response. I honestly forgot that I uploaded this chapter. It's not the best...*cough*

Hopefully this little piece added to Charlotte's complexity as a character, but I made no effort to make resolutions, which must be very annoying to you guys. Sorry...

Hahaha, I put myself in just to see if anyone picked up on it :P

The flattering! It hits me right in the feels :O!!

Heh, okay so if you are willing, make an account on the forums and just send a message my way. I am very horrid at responding properly, but if you are willing to overlook that, we shall chat!

Jokes...I'm stealing all of them! You might see a few in Joke Wars ;) (I haven't asked her yet, but it'll probably happen...probably)


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