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Review:AlexFan says:
I hate olives in my sandwich, I don't know why but I just feel like I'm eating moldy bread.

James is a pretty rude guy, like really! At least feel sorry for the fact that your friends thought your nanny was a stripper and she was thrown on stage. He's taking this whole thing pretty badly.

Personally, I would've socked James in the face by now and then blown a hole in his ceiling and yelled for everyone to get out.

My favorite quote was "There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and facing down a considerably larger Sixth year who did such acts of unspeakable evil as disfiguring Library books is one of them."

That would totally be me. I would be the outraged bookworm screaming my head off as I watched books he defiled. Madam Pince would've flipped over a table and probably killed that boy.

Author's Response: You are the third reviewer to have said you hate olives. And now I have this image in my head, of little green and black olives feeling unloved and shedding tears and comitting suicide by jumping off a cliff.

My brain is weird...

Moving right on, I'm sure Addie would agree with you. The only reason she didn't actually hex James on the spot was because she never knew a single person was capable of being so... annoying and infuriating and James-like, and was shell-shocked.

But she shall have her revenge. ;)

I can't stand people who disfigure books in any way- I'm a true-blood Ravenclaw. And I love that you love that quote! It is one of my favourite quotes in the entire HP series.

Thanks for your lovely review,

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