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Review:slightlyobsessedwithfanfiction says:
Oh God... i just... i don't know how to comment!!
WHAT DID I JUST READ?!?! MY EYES! haha! no, seriously though, this is so amazinglyrandomlishlydeliciouslycaptivatinglycaptivating i don't want to stop reading!
I don't think i've ever read a story quite like this before! This is so much fun!

I want cake. and a pony. scratch that, i want a flutterby-pony!!! OH that would be SO AMAZING! i still want cake.

Gah i love it! it's so great! i found myself laughing outloud when i'm supposed to be sleeping so now i'm afraid my mom will come into my room wondering what the ruccus is about. ... She'll never know! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

i loved the part "PEE! PEE! PEE! PEE! (...) UNICORN! PEE!" HAHAHAHA that was hilarious !

god this is so good! you know what else is good... CHOCOLATE! but obviously you already know that! urh... i want chocolate cake!

i love all the relationships but Jess herself is AMAZING... so sane its so refreshing! you know what i mean? hehe... "BLAME IN ON THE GOVERNMENT"!

how do you come up with this stuff! it's so original!
please keep writing and update quickly because i can't wait to read more... you scarred me forever! HOW DARE YOU! I'LL WILL HAVE MY SNAIL PATRONUS EAT YOU ALIVE! or maybe not... do snails eat humans? nahhh that would be weird right? mehhh... you never know... EVOLUTION'S A BITCH!
I know. i make ABSOLUTE sense.

ok update soon. like. now. like. really. like. right. now. this. second. get it? BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WILL UNLEASH MY POWERS OF EVIL ONTO YOU YOU YOU CREATURE OF THE HUMAN WORLD!! wait... are you actually human? hm. i bet you're a cat. MIAOU

ok, bye!

Author's Response: OH MY GOD. THIS WAS THE COOLEST REVIEW EVEEER.
this review was so awesomecoolexcitingamazinglovelypony.
i will buy youa flutterby-pony made out of cake. I SHALL.
and you should totally tell your mum to read fanfic so she can become slightly obsessed with fanfic AS WELL.
I'm so glad that you find Jess refreshing because that is exactly the kind of character i wanted to create. (psshhh...she's based loosely on me).
As for where i get this stuff, a lot of it is based on my friends and what i really wish my life was like. LIKE A G6.
YOUR SNAIL PATRONOUS WILL NEVER CONQUER ME. MY DANDELION PATRONOUS WILL FIGHT BACK.
evolution. you bastard.
i beg to differ. i think you make complete sense.
I WILL UPDATE (soonish...okay at least i'm honest)
And no. i am not a human. i am a bean.

Till next time
lOony


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