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Review:patronus_charm says:
Ok I saw this banner, and I couldnít help but read it, as it just cracked me up so much! The warning tied in with the insanity of the banner, and I have to admit it did make me feel a little worried!

Hahahah! So Scorpius seems to be suffering from having blonde hair! I loved the way he made a little group with Lorcan and Lysander, as Iíve never read that before, but it really fits with the whole Ďonly being friends with blondesí thing. I really loved how much he loved his hair, I always thought that Lucius and Draco had an obsession with their own hair, so I can imagine that trait would be passed down to Scorpius.

So he hates gingers basically? That side comment from Rose about how real men werenít blonde just cracked me up again, as I guess being blonde does go against the whole tall, dark and handsome stereotype of a masculine man.

Scorpius doesnít seem to be great job about changing the stereotype about blondes being dumb, because, no offence intended here, he doesnít seem to be the brightest spark. I did like his reaction to people dying their hair blonde, as I agree with him, people should only be blonde if itís their natural colour, and it just looks weird on others.

I loved the twists you did to Scorpius like making him a ballet dancer, and the fact that he hates public displays of affections. You just wouldnít expect that from here, yet it seemed to fit with his character completely, and by the end of it I was just thinking of the Malfoy Family Ballet Troop.

I really liked their club, it reminded me of SPEW. But I guess SPEW at least had a useful purpose instead of their one (Iím too lazy to type out the acronym!). Then them going on about blasphemy again, Scorpius really does seem to take being blonde very seriously.

Iím so glad that I clicked on this story, as it was as funny, strange, and awesome as the banner!

-Kiana :D

Author's Response: Hii.
So I have about four amazing reviews from you, all of which I have left woefully unanswered until now. A thousand apologies and grovelling at your feet! I've loved reading them so much and they've really meant the world to me, so thank you.
I have a rather strong headcanon that Scorpius, like his father and grandfather before him, would need to be very well-groomed and hair-conscientious. All I did was blow it up to way out of realistic proportions and make Scorp more ridiculous than Draco/Lucius. I had a bit too much fun writing it haha :D
It is true that Scorpius is THE walking dumb blonde stereotype. It's terrible irony and I should be locked up in jail. But I couldn't resist. I have to say though, I wouldn't want him to EVER be in charge of a real, serious campaign.
The Malfoy Family Ballet Troupe lol! You've given me ideas! /dies

Anyway thnak you thank you thank you :)

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