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Review:Toujours Padfoot says:
lolololololol. I came across this while trolling around TDA looking at filled banner requests, and am glad I clicked on it. I feel so blessed to be privy to the love bestowed upon Ginny by Harry, The Boy With Almond-Shaped Emerald Pools. Judging by the sheer beauty of this boy's orbs, the whole world must plunge into chaotic panic whenever he blinks.

My favorite part was the long speech. It was the most epic of love declarations, and the longer it went on the harder I laughed because honestly, some people actually say that stuff, and it's a little bit sad if you would cease to function if your significant other were not by your side at all times. Even in the bathroom. And at the dentist, they would sit in the same chair. Otherwise they would be much too forlorn and that simply cannot be allowed.

This was a fun one-shot! Thanks for sharing. :)

Author's Response: I was cracking up as I was writing it. I don't know what that says about me and my mental state, but I remember just typing away furiously and trying not to snigger every three seconds.

The sad part is just how easily the words came to me. I don't know what that means, either. I don't know that I had it in me to write that much of a love declaration.

Of course, though, you have to realise, that even spending two seconds away from your significant other is absolute torture. Especially when you're seventeen. And she's sixteen. Totally logical.

Thanks for the review!

Jasmine :)


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