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Review:deceptive_serenade says:
LOL BINK AND FREDDIE. They're too young to be having sex. That's why. Obviously. *cough*

I wished she would stop being so pretty. I wished I would stop fancying her.

Not that I fancied her. We were mates. Just mates. Simple.

Yeah, James. Sure. I believe you. Also, are they really racing elves? I love these guys XD

IT'S ALBUS *sits up straighter*

Ahaha. I love Hermione. She was always such a wonderful character in the books, despite being annoying and bossy ;)

Albus and his sexy sweater vests. Mmm.

Oh my god, he's so adorable. Why can't he be real? I don't know any guys who are virgins at my age and not a-holes. Actually, I don't really know that many guys who aren't jerks. WOE IS ME AND ALL THAT.

"Have you ever been killed?"

He shot me a look.

*snort* really, James. REALLY.

My brother. My baby brother had just taken out six blokes after one hexed me. Sure, he had probably been itching to do that for months, but I'd never seen him do anything like that. Every once in a while he'd shoot a stinger at me for being a git or smack me in the back of the head. But that was...well, nothing short of completely bad***.

(I forget what language is allowed in a review.)

BUT YES ALBUS THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU. ♥ Eeek he is so adorable and wonderful JANICE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY STANDARDS.

And now Fred. Your characters are so freaking perfect, you know that?

Yes. You do.

ONTO THE NEXT CHAPTER!

Author's Response: Thank you so much for the review and the re-post of the original review as you changed pennames! It means a lot to me!

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