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Review:AlexFan says:
First, let me say that I hate Rose and she needs to go into a corner and stop being such a . . . such a . . . SUCH A FEMALE DOG!

It's about time that Edie told Blakeslee that it was really her that wrote the article. Of course, nothing good will probably come from it but I'm hoping that Rose gets at least some kind of punishment.

Judging by the way that you're ruining Edie's life though, I'd say things aren't in her favour at the moment.

Moving on.

How exactly is Edie going to make Wood seem arrogant, selfish and thoughtless when he's anything but. Surely even Edie can see that Oliver is actually a really nice guy.

If Oliver really was canoodling with a male centaur, I bet you that night was UNBELIZEABLE.

Am I great at jokes or what.

Clearly, Edie hasn't heard of lying on a resume. Unless the interviewer is going to owl Witch Weekly about Eddie, they'll never know that she lied on her resume. I realise that it's wrong to do that but I mean come on, the girl is going to be practically homeless!

You had a couple of punctuation errors but nothing really major.

Edie sounded like my mother when she went on her rant of staying single. I couldn't help but smile at that part.

Good God, what exactly did Edie have in mind that included genitalia and good combined as one!

No, you do not need to delete this chapter because it is awesome the way that it is and I loved it. Sorry for getting to your review so late!

But seriously, I want to shoot Rose.

Author's Response: Heehe. Yes, Rose is rather abominable. And I am having fun toying with poor Edie. xD

As for her approach on the article, think about things from her perspective. Her first impression of Wood was him a) lying about his identity, b) kissing her without asking, which definitely crosses a physical boundary c) starting a fight in her bar. Then he showed up to his interview still drunk from the night before, and was thoughtless enough to continue drinking despite having a professional appointment. He was the only team member of Puddlemere United who refused to donate money to a children's charity. Lastly, he played a huge role in getting her sacked from her job. The odds are definitely against him in terms of Edie's good opinion--but I'm glad that at least YOU can see that he's not a bad person, deep down xD

Hahaha, I don't know if Edie would ever actually do something like that for Lisa's hen night. In my experience, though, there is a lot of shamelessness with bachelorette parties, from genetalia-themed cupcakes to male strippers. It's all very odd to me--just wanted to comment on that!

No need to apologize; I appreciate you taking the time to review. Thanks so much!

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