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Review:Phoenix Quill says:
'Eloise, Nathan isn't a lamp, is he?'
That line is classic. I wish my brother were a lamp...
THANK YOU, FIFI, FOR TELLING WILLOW EVERYTHING. YOU ARE A HERO IN MY EYES.
Rose, you clever clever girl, you! Don't let Scorp get you down!
And speaking of the man...WHAT. JUST...WHAT. WHAT HAPPENED THERE. WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. WHY. WHAT. HOW. WHO. CONFUSED. MIND BOGGLED. TURNING INTO SCRAMBLED EGGS...BLARGHAGARBLE...
Ahem...sorry about that. Think I was attacked by Nargles. Bloody things are everywhere, aren't they...uh oh, here the come again!
Okay, they're gone now. I killed them. It's safe.
Loved it, as always!
Cheers, Phoenix Quill :D

Author's Response: I don't want my brother to be a lamp... it's not much fun yelling at a lamp.
Fifi's one of my favourite characters. Siriusly, I mean, she's completely crazy, but it a totally different way to Willow. You just haven't seen much of that side of her yet.
Rose... is clever. But sometimes (maybe this is a Spoiler?) too clever.
And... yah. Scorpius... not going to even.
I wasn't expecting that either, to be honest, it just fit in with my storyline too well.
Nargles... they are annoying, aren't they?!
Thanks :3
Cheers, SW.


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