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Review:FOREVERwithYOU says:
I WANT A PONY OMG. AND JESS' BESTFRIEND. CONNER IS LIKE MY NEW FAVOURITE PERSON. AND YES, YES I KNOW HE'S FICTIONAL.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE MY NUTELLA LESS HEAVENLY.
Okay. That was random. I'll stop now.
It seems like this box is the only thing that comes close to a pony. I'm petting it. Its fur is really nice.
Umm... Your pony just hit my face with its tail. No joke. THAT KIND OF STUFF ONLY HAPPENS TO ME. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS KIND OF LIFE. A PONY REJECTED ME. I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE. WITH 85 CATS. EVEN MY CATS WILL REJECT ME AT SOME POINT.
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD.

Author's Response: WHO DOESN'T WANT A PONY? THEY JUMP. LEAP. FLYYY.
CONNER IS PRETTY DAMN EPIC. BUT WHAT IS THIS YOU SPEAK OF FICTION? I HATH NO IDEA WHAT THY IS TALKING OF.
CON CON. SHALL. BE. REAAL.
And nothing on the earth, planets, milkyway, solar system, blah diy blah diy blah blah will ever make the nutella less heavenly. NOTHING.
thankyou for petting my pony/box. i just gave it a bath today actually so it's soapy and nice.
IM SO SORRY MA PONY HIT YOUR FACE. AT LEAST IT DIDN'T POOP ON YOU? YOU SHANT DIE ALONE BECAUSE THIS NUTELLA WILL NEVER REJECT YOU. And at one point the 85 cats will be so jealous of you and your nutella they shall come crawling right back.

along with the pony.
lets name the pony, Cup.
YAY.

anywho...

THANKYOU.
PET AGAIN.


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