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Review:Holiday Hippogriff says:
All right, I was tired of having my heart broken, so I decided to go for a change of pace. I think I was successful in that goal.

You are ridiculous. And I love it.

There's no way I'm going to be able to sit here and discuss this seriously, so while I won't pull it apart and talk about characterization (except for Scorpius, who is divine) I think I'll just go ahead and list a incomplete list of everything that made me laugh: (note: incomplete because otherwise I'd have to copy paste the whole thing and that would be problematic)

It starts off with a Jane Austen parody. You know it's going to be good.

"Rose knew exactly what she was wanted: concupiscence lust of the wildest, fieriest, and most-consuming kind. " Lord almighty.

"I have to figure out who is our year's trio. You know, the one with the jokester comic relief, the dreadfully shy and smart one, and the dark, brooding one with character depth. Like the Marauders." "The Marauders weren't a trio," he corrected. "There were four of them." long quote is long but this was brilliant so.

Then Scorpius is in a rhinestone suit with his dramatic backstory in the Tower of Love. I can't.

""I'm related to half the school. Anyone I'm not cousins with is already twice as attractive." Weasley problems.

This is the silliest, most wonderful story ever. I'm actually sitting here with a smile on my face. It is a parody and it is fabulous and everything about it is great. Sometimes you really just need to write or to read something silly and fun. You're definitely a very versatile author - you manage to go back and forth between serious and light hearted and you juggle that very well, which is admirable.

This is the last of the reviews for today's gift, but I'll be back in one form or another! (how mysterious)

-vanishes in puff of smoke-

Author's Response: YOU CAN'T GO WITH A BIGGER CHANGE OF PACE THAN RHINESTONE-JACKETED SCORPIUS WiTH SHOWTUNES :D He is divine. He is fabulous. He is the complete package.

It ain't love unless it causes third-degree burns.

Duuuh Rose knows; hot boys come in a convenient assortment of personalities (like holiday chocolates) so if you don't like coconut, you can go for the raspberry truffle~

The most hilarious bit about rereading this story for me is actually seeing how much bits of this story has made it into my actual WIPs, with Scorpius and his terrible fashion and Anastasia became Apostrophe and so on xD

♥ Until next time mysterious Hippogriff!


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