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Review:justonemorefic says:
HEEELENN. Now jogging back to January from wherever I last left off. Archie is a looper.
Poor squibs; can't even win musically.

Ohoho and in corner, we have Michael Corner, high roller. Do note, there is banzai and bonsai, and I think you mean the former unless he's shouting about a tree. But you know me; I love bonsais. And omg Neville you are as precious as ever. All of them, really, because gawd it's like they never left Hogwarts. But then boys don't ever grow up until the age of 36.

by the look of the serious sexual tension conveyed through that pat on the arm, young love was still blooming snorting haaa Archie you bitter ol' coot.

I had to look up Roderigo because I never read Othello, and I felt the references whizzing over my head. AND YES ARCHIE/KEVIN BROMANCE PLZ I feel a bit of the bitter ol' cootness deep in Kevin's back chat. He'll be yelling at kids to get off his lawn (desk?) in no time.

When I really think about it, Archie is a rather terrible professor. Can't keep his students under control, assigns homework that doesn't get done, wants to kill them in deep fat fryers... I feel like I should have noticed this earlier, but I was too busy adoring him.

HOUSE ELVES. Ahh, I love House Elves; they're so precious. They’ve been given strict instructions not to do all the work for you, so it would be nice if you didn’t cause a House Elf order-confusion breakdown in the next hour. Looove.

Yes Archie, keep all the students away from the fire. Just candles - no, not even candles.

concerning both on the level that student thought he was on the edge of a mental break down, and the fact that Hugo genuinely diverted enough attention away from the teenage norms – sex and food – to consider the mental state of his Muggle Studies Professor I THINK THIS IS SWEET in you know, a disturbing sort of way I suppose, but IT IS. It's like teacher-student bonding over breakdowns.

Oh my god that scene. WHAT HAVE YOU COOKED UP MICHAEL CORNER AND CO. Dettie and her partner in crime, Winky, switched over to major clean up mode almost instantaneously See, they are so adorable. I can see this utter chaos and them, also in chaos but futilely trying to clean up said other chaos and then taking the time to think of Archie and hand him a cookie.

And oh how he needs that cookie.


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