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Review:Toujours Padfoot says:
This story is exactly the sort of thing I was hoping to come across in the holiday review swap! I loved every single bit of it. All I want to do is quote everything, but will try to restrain myself. A couple of my favorite parts:

"Mr. V.? Your wand, please?" He gave it away with a sigh and the counsellor handed him a stuffed unicorn toy to hold instead of it. It was velvety soft on his arms and its horn sparkled with all the colours of the rainbow.
- I snorted so hard. I love nothing more than humor stories that bring Voldemort down a few notches, so to see all of these formerly-terrifying Death Eaters sitting in a circle, subdued by pink, glittery toys and sugar, was hilarious. Voldemort's exasperation at his lot and where he's ended up - reduced to Avada Kedavra'ing birds outside his window - was quite amusing. Gurdyroot. Heh.

To think that she had been his second-in-command during the war, Voldemort thought. No wonder that whole thing went to the pits.
- Ha! So true. Bellatrix had so few marbles to begin with that it took no time at all for her to lose the rest of them. Voldemort's dry thoughts directed towards her were so funny. I also loved Lucius's reasoning for being there, choosing it over the expensive divorce. Elf/leprechaun crossbreeds! lol! Genius.

And then the two little old ladies who, as it turns out, poisoned people merely because they could enjoy the social gatherings at funerals. I am just in stitches. How did you think of all this? It's so hilarious! I can imagine the two little old ladies buzzing around funerals, admiring the flower arrangements and catching up on old times with their victims' families.

Harry totally should have just armed himself with a glitter cannon. Could have shaved off a lot of time and won the war years sooner than he did. :)

Fabulous story! I'm so glad I read it.

Author's Response: Oh, wow. *blushes* Such a nice review. I'm so happy that you found out what you were looking for, and enjoyed it as much as you did.

I love to hear about favorite parts! I giggled while writing this, so it's fun to see that it entertains other people as well.

Unicorns and Voldemort are such a classic combination, so I just needed to put a little spin on it. It was my pleasure to make terrifying Death Eaters as docile as possible. Although Bellatrix still ended up being the nuttiest of them all, but then again like you said, she didn't have much marbles to begin with. =)

I have no idea where most of this silliness came from. I guess I just have an overactive imagination. =P My two old ladies are my personal favorites. They will make cameos in other stories as well. I have a whole backstory written for them.

Thank you so much for a review!

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