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Review:poor_old_snuffles says:
I have no response to this chapter...

Okay, I'm lying. My response goes something like this:

AHKDFGBV ;IU5PVNU'M;C.,JYT.V3QC!

Now that I've got that off my chest, time for some slightly more articulate freaking out:

I CAN'T BELIEVE PERCY SAID THEY SHOULD STOP SNOGGING!!! AND THAT OLIVER ASKED HER OUT!!! But 'cause Percy and Ollie are such good friends, I do wonder if Percy did it FOR Oliver. I feel that Percy's just that sort of a bloke. But that's beside the point. Lucie fancies Percy now so what's she going to tell Oliver??!! Also, 'He didn't have feelings for me; for Merlin's sake, the boy was still so obviously hung up over Clearwater.' - NO he's not, Percy fancies Lucie, too, right??? *sad (but so utterly confused and torn between both boys) eyes*

Right, I'm really going to calm down now. This review makes less sense than special relativity. Favourite quotes, that should help :)

'"I'm Percy Weasley," he piped up, holding out his hand for Oliver to shake. "I'm going to be Head Boy one day."

Oliver grasped his hand firmly and said, "Oliver Wood. I'll be Quidditch captain."'


'knocking over first year after first year until Fred and George oh-so-kindly cushioned his fall by conjuring up of a pool of mud.'


'I was falling for my freckle-faced, four-eyed, snooty best friend.'


"Blimey, d'you think he died?"


"George, mate, that's my foot, not yours."

And, for the record, in case you hadn't guessed, I STILL can't pick a team. Honestly, I'm terrible at multiple-choice questions!! And even though I'm the worst updater EVER so probably shouldn't be saying this ... UPDATE AS SOON AS YOU CAN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!! Though admittedly I am curious about this one-shot you speak of :)

P.S. I REALLY want to go to the studio tour. It physically pains me that I can't :'(

P.P.S. This is a horrendously mental review. I do apologise xD

Author's Response: I feel like such an evil person for creating this dilemma.

And I'll try to update as soon as possible! Can't guarantee that "as soon as possible" is actually going to be soon though...I only have half of the James II/OC one-shot written and like, an eighth of the next chapter of TSAP. Pretty sure I could give you a run for your money for the worst updates ever title.

Love your review, as always, even though you think it's horrendously mental. Those are always the best kind. x)


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