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Review:hi.there. says:
OH EM GEE THAT RAVEN HAIRED FEMALE DOG BETTER GET HER HANDS AND JOKES AWAY FROM SCORPIUS BEFORE ROSE FISH SLAPPS HER!!! i would do it, but i have a slight problem interractiing with fictional characters so its up to rose. i loved this chapter so much! I keep trying to find excuses for raven haired girl. shes scorp's cousin right? or how bout step sister! or adopted sister no one knows about! or maybe mrs malfoy's therapist lady? of just a totally random person there to fix the pipes that was invited to eat chicken with them for one night and scorp actually hates her but he is pretending to be nice because he is a nice person. and she will leave the story now. and never come back. yea i like that idea! LOVE THIS STORY!!! all of your writing is like perfect! Can i have your brain? mine doesn't come up with any ideas as cool as your story plots! please update soon!

Author's Response: WHOA. Look at that. I am laughing so hard.

Pfft. You can do it. I'll put in a good fish-slapping word for you. I can also get you registered for training if you'd like.

I like the way you think.

I would actually prefer to keep my brain, sorry. I've grown into it the last 20something years. It fits well. BUT I'm not very good at plots. It's the characters who end up figuring out the plots for me... or someone gives me an idea they have no idea they've given me.

Thanks, Raye! I hope you like the rest of the story! feel free to respond in more caps lock.

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