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Review:peppersweet says:
o k a y I know what's coming and askjdhskdjlfh

I SEE YOUR TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCE. weeeEEE are nevar evar evar, getting back togevar.

this review is probably going to be a bit incoherent, I'm sorry. except I'm not sorry at all.

I like your subtle deconstruction of advice columns, I like it a lot.

THE MANUSCRIPT DRINKING GAME. can I play along? I only have orange juice (poor show from the scotswoman here) but I'm playing along.

drink two fingers for every mention of orbs.

YES PICKETT IS SCOTTISH. GO ON MY SON, MY BRETHREN. *highland fling across the archives*

oii! no! it's 'write drunk, edit sober'! silly billy/snippy bippy.

'some men just want to watch the world carouse' - this quote is so fantastic i might asphyxiate

new collective noun: a bad idea brigade of bad idea bears.

'Her story tells the tale of Eleanor Isabelle Canterbury (but god forbid you call her by her full name) and her totally wacky adventures in Amberline Academy as she goes through the trials of being sixteen and gasp awkward.' - and you summed up the entirety of next-gen in one sentence, EVEN I WRITE A FIC LIKE THIS

oh my god

you deconstructed fanfiction

IN FANFICTION

meta level 89

this OC within a fic within a fic sounds like Juno, HOMESLICE

you missed a trick by not naming chase 'aiden'

tiny sassy gay scorpius?

are they skinnydipping a t s c h o o l

REBELS!

clemence, get out of the lake I SAID GET OUT GIRL

w o w

w o w

no more comments

just accept this wee airpunching man as a gift

o/

Author's Response: pregame keyboard smash, i approve.

IT'S ACTUALLY LESS ANNOYING NOW??? I have a weird arc of reactions to that song. The first time I listened to it, it wasn't so bad though I sideeyed the talking part. Then I saw the MV and it started getting played on the radio and I was like NOPE. Then I liked most of her album and I got desensitized .__. i return my ∆∆∆

are you drunk reading this julia it's okay I won't judge. Oooh ooh, you can leave your orange juice to ferment in a hot car and that'll do.

MORE SCOTS THE MERRIER quite literally because you bring the drink.

I just see like, a bunch of bears marching down the field in slow motion as the world burns around them. Probably a molotov cocktail or two if we're throwing more alcohol around.

I WAS SAD I DID NOT GET TO INCLUDE MEGA BECAUSE I SAID I WOULD. And we both know what happens in Blunderland so ye get to say nothinggg.

I wonder what would happen if you got all the girls who are self-proclaimed awkward and shove them in one room. Oh my god, they would trip over each other collectively, all at once.

I ALSO MISSED AIDEN MCAIDEN but that's because it's never the love interest. I think Aiden McAiden will show up when I get to bring up Appy's manuscript again later.

T H E Y A R E. HEATHENS!

mmm hmm m m m m.

♥ o


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