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Review:Voldys_Moldy says:
OH MY ROWLING, THIS IS AMAZING. You won a Dobby, eh? You totes deserve and I'm sorry I didn't vote for you, but I didn't really vote for anyone, so...Anyways, our little Agatha is growing up! I'm so proud of her! She's taking matters into her own hands! You know, Potter drives me batty. I never have any idea what he's thinking. What he feels. I can't get a blasted read on him and it's the most frustrating thing in the world! (As well as he blatant and effortless hotness.) I would probably, at this point, kill for even 500 words from his POV. But beyond that, I would kill for the next chapter! (Hint, hint.) I'm dying to find out what happens. I don't think I reviewed for the last few chapters, so I'll give you some insight as to why: My thoughts: "WHAT. WHAT. WHAT! WHAT IS THIS CRAPPERY! WHAT IS HAPPENING. WHY. WHAT. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. I...WHAT. THERE ARE CLOUDS. DARK CLOUDS. DARK CLOUDS OF DEPRESSED-NESS. WHERE IS THE HAPPINESS! WHAT IS HAPPENING! WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE AGATHA AND HER FRIENDS. WHY DID FREDDY GET EXPELLED. THAT'S MAJOR NOT COOL. I WILL HAVE WORDS WITH VESPERTINE. WORDS, I TELL YOU. WORDS. WHY IS AIDAN BEING DESTRUCTIVE. GO BACK TO YOUR ROMANCE NOVELS, AIDAN. AT LEAST THEY DON'T KILL YOU TOO QUICKLY. WHY IS DOM BEING SO ANNOYING AND SHUN-FUL. WHERE IS THE OLD DOM. COME BACK, DOM. I DON'T WANT TO GET OUT THE BLUEBERRY PIE."
So. Yep. That was me. Anyways, I like Professor Nott! He's a total jerk and I'd hate him in real life, but his cynicism and sarcasm remind me of House and are strangely endearing. So that was another ingenious plot twist.

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