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Review:honoraryweasley says:
prescript: HIII JULIA. I'm sorry I'm just going to post the review without any filtering it is just that I am in the grips of the ELECTRIC BEATER CALLED HYSTERIA. (I think it is some combination of Albus and EXCESSIVE CAPS LOCK and the Pixies playing in the background and a lot of allergy medication and also hormones. Can I say that? Are hormones a 12+ topic?)


so in the first place it makes me really happy that the holy trinity are reunited. also, points to flora for celebrating with fried food and the ol' toothpaste-in-hair vibe. a girl after my own heart, clearly.

"'Just...' Fauna trailed off, then did a weak little thumbs up. 'Cool. Just nice to see you getting on again.'"
Fauna gets all the gold stars and digestive biscuits in the world for this scene, despite the fact that I haven't exactly been on #TeamFauna.
(OH GOD I just hashtagged didn't I)
Anyway, she is a bit too snobby and judgey for my taste, but I am gaining respect for her and her half-hearted thumbses upses.

WAIT but Flora timetables her social life DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS

"I was about to open my mouth and say something silly about how, well, sometimes we did have to book if we wanted to go back to the prefects' bathroom - but decided that wasn't necessarily something I wanted her to know about and stayed silent." YOU CHEEKY MINX YOU

I still can't get into Fauna/Scorpius. It feels like two of my good friends are having a child together out of NOWHERE (er, I was planning on expanding this comparison further but maybe not).

ALBUS JUMPERS HISTORY OF MAGIC NO ALL THE FEELS

"Actually, I really hope I don't knock anyone dead seeing as the practical's on non-verbal reviving spells..." lolololololol

I can't talk about the kiss.

But we do need to talk about Scorpius. His absolute adorableness is like the ICEBERG to FLORBUS' TITANIC or the HYPOTHETICAL MOUSE IN THE OINTMENT and I JUST CAN'T

Ooh, Scorpius had a hulk smash session!!! (Well, he got as hulky and smashy as Scorpius possibly could.)

"'No,' I felt very small indeed. 'I mean... inside. You're hurting my heart.'"
This made me cry. I'm not kidding. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, LEGITIMATE MID-CHAPTER JULIA TEARS.
Like blame it on my overemotional persona or the combination of medications I've taken in the last hour
or MAYBE you should blame it on YOUR OWN SELF
because Flora is perfect and kind of a combination of my ideal best friend and myself. She's like a real person. And her relationships feel so real too, with library snogs and inside out sweaters.
Because real people remind each other of chocolate amphibians and awkward moments, not roses and natural phenomena and song lyrics.

WAIT I TAKE BACK SCORPIUS' TITLE, FAUNA WINS HULK SMASH OF THE CHAPTER

Sorry, I'm trying to feel sympathetic for her
(I really am)
(but I can't)

I WANT MORE SMASHING AND HULKING AND STORMING OUT OF ROOMS! ♥ ♥ ♥

Author's Response: ew no hormones are M rated get out

flora is very much after your own heart. I've been secretly planning to set you up all along. ooh scheme and intrigue.

you just hashtagged it. also, saying she gets gold stars makes me think of that tumblr gold star that says 'you tried' and yeah.

heee. yeah, I see what you mean about, ahem, 'sauna'...perhaps I intended it that way...mwarharharhar

mouse in the ointment!?!? MOUSE!?!?! you heathen

awh! okay fine I blame myself :C

♥ ♥ ♥


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