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Review:peppersweet says:
I have been struck down with the lurgy and I am sitting here in my room wrapped up in a duvet like a sausage roll and coughing my lungs out, so I am cheering myself up by reading capers and demolishing the better part of an entire packet of cream crackers. All because I asked myself: WWBD? What would Bea do? And insofar and insomuch as I asked the question, I found the answer: BISCUITS.

A side effect of being struck down with the lurgy is leaving incomprehensible reviews. I think.

FYI that chapter image is beauts. I would like it printed and made into a tasteful wall hanging that I can hang on a wall (or subvert ALL norms and hang from a ceiling).

sjdfhsdkfhlskdjhks bea bea bea

BEA

beas go bzzz zzz zz z z zz

and beas and scorpions are destined to be 5eva in troo wub 6eva.

i hate you 7eva for making scorpius go missing. how coULD YOU.

Last she saw Scorpius, he had an armful of cupcakes and icing on his nose, and now he could be in danger, even dead? - CAKEGREMLINS

smashed cupcake = smashed julia heart, all over the floor, crushed by the wanton heel of your shoe

I love that whole 'I need you to stalk Scorpius because you stalk Anjali thing' BECAUSE FRED AND ANJALI ARE MEANT TO BE (IN A COOL WAY). Franjali. Frangipani.

"What does he do," Fred joked, "keep cupcakes in his sleeve?" / "...kind of." - THIS IS PERFECT OMG

nuh ;A;

OH

MY

GOD

VERNERSHERNG CERBERNERT.

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Author's Response: It's a question that has a singular answer. Though biscuits are probably scratchy for the throat... but that's what the cream is for? And tea.

I also read that as 'that chapter image is biscuits' and I was trying to remember if I put in biscuits. BISCUITS EVERYWHERE.

Hang it on the floor.

YOU ARE SO MEDICINALLY DRUNK JULIA WHAT R U DOIN. ♥ Frangipani. It's like Fred and Anjali in a panini.

WANTONLY SMASHING CUPCAKES AND CRUSHING HEARTS AND UPPING BODY COUNTS



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