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Review:justonemorefic says:
I also thought B N stood for BuN because there's been so much mention of buns lately.

omg I just also imagined Lucy telling him in a very deep monotone, 'I am with child' a la Vader.

but then omg SPINNY SCORPIUS IS SO HAPPY LOOK AT ALL THE HAPPY AND PEAS AND WE'RE GETTING LUCIUS B A B I E S THIS IS THE REALITY I ALWAYS WANTED AND POSSIBLY SLOWLY PRESSURED YOU INTO CREATING. gawd they are so adorable and always have been adorable and just. just. JULIA I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

nooo take her name, there needs to be more scorpius weasleys on the archives.

haaa YOU STUCK THE TITLE IN. YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT TOO. but they are such ducks. ducks swimming in a mug - yes, mug - of whisky --

KNEE. SCORP ON HIS KNEE I AM BOUNCING. FOIL RING. MR & MR RUBBISH. it would be if our unborn sprog had my looks and his brains. Because the other way around would be a bit of a disaster and a real kick in the teeth for natural selection. heee this is really the only time I've ever been so happy at all this baby talk, ever. AND SHUT UP KISSdadjb

daw. DAW DAW It's PERFECT JULIA DO YOU KNOW HOW PERFECT THIS WHOLE THING WAS. like I knew you weren't enthusiastic about dredging to the end but JULIA YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW SAD I AM NOW THAT THIS IS OVER AND I WILL PRESSURE YOU FOR THAT ONESHOT. But like. It's the wee slice of life fic I've realized I've always wanted suddenly just now in my blitzing through of this. and. and julia. julia. julia my love. i do love you. because it is currently 3am. and i still have homework. but all is well. because all is well in new new elgin.

♥♥♥

Author's Response: FINamin bun!

okay I wish I'd written that now.

YAY YOU'RE HAP PEA. peas. scarpeas maflingo.

LOL omg scorpius weasley. what even.

ducks /in a mug/? those are very wee ducks

they did, indeed, kissdadjb.

YOU HAVE THE ONE SHOT NOW BE AT PEACE.

all was well.

♥ ♥ ♥


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