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Review:justonemorefic says:
Lettuce pranced towards us like a baby giraffe on rollerskates QUEEN IS BACK.
is he a distant cousin of Apostrophe, you suppose? Recessive gene that sheds glitter?

yusssh return of the zombie apocalypse. I see your social commentary and I commend it, salute it, and give it a cake. hey hey, romantic philosophy is exhausting, so the cake is necessary.

I couldn’t quite make out what Lettuce said next, but it sounded something like e I love cats. I CAN UNFORTUNATELY RELATE TO HIM.

LETTUCE SOLD OUT SECRETLY HAH. I MUCHLY ENJOY THIS DEVELOPMENT. I'm also imagining him slowly stroking the cat maniacally, because he looks a bit like Dr. Evil, and he's doing raaawwr with his hands every so often.

‘Less is not more. More is more. More more is more.' can't argue with that logic.

COLLARBONE FLUFF I'LL TAKE IT. I can listen to their conversation wibbles all day.

Author's Response: yes. omg yes. yes. they are so related. they seem cuddly and sparkly, but they are actually evil and a bit deranged.

mmm sugar. I will use that to get me through the pain of blunderland's romantic philosophy.

plot twist: Lettuce knows all the moves to 'Thriller' by Michael Jackson.

wibbles, wibbles everywhere

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