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Review:justonemorefic says:
ohohoho my, scottish celebrations. THE STRIP THE WILLOW i have heard you tell of this.

I had a sudden, vivid mental image of Scorpius throwing me repeatedly at a wall whilst I boinged back like a rubber ball. omg now merging the image of Lucy and I-have-not-done-anything-productive boingy head.

YESS GWENDOTARKS.

‘Aw, you started without us!’ missed the stripping of the willow there, tarks.

And at that moment, the cushions toppled off the sofa and the wire bed frame within rose, elegantly unfolding like a woman’s leg emerging from a taxi, landing with a soft thud on the coffee table. perf perf perf.

oh my god SNORT I AM JUST IMAGINING THEM WAVING THEIR HANDS 'NOT LIKE A PSYCHO BUT' AND THE LITTLE OLD LADIES ARE PROBABLY ANTSY TO GIVE THEM TIPS OR SOMETHING 

he speaks truth though~

ON-A-WARDS

Author's Response: that is the most appropriate gif for Lucy ever.

tarquin would be a fantastic willow stripperer.

that is by far one of the weirdest similes I've ever written so I'm glad you like it.

the wee old ladies are actually lettuce, carrot, and their sibling artichoke in old lady suits.

AND UP-A-WARDS ♥


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