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Review:TenthWeasley says:
My entire soul has been changed upon reading this one-shot. It is like you have painted a marvelous mural in colors I have never seen before. I was a glass that was only half-filled with chocolate milk but then a toddler came along and spilled me and now I am free to be the bane of someone's existence and hang about on linoleum and make people's shoes sticky.

I cried dragon tears (which, as we all know, turn into jellybeans), this is the most beautiful story to ever be storied. Is this what love is like? This is what love is like. When I fall in love I will paint my lips with cherry blossoms and marry a whale-prince and cause all sorts of brouhahas.

In all seriousness, this is one of the best parodies I've ever had the good great fortune to read. Only you could have pulled this off and the best part is, you still write some of the best imagery I've ever read, you wonderful thing. :D You have a knack for making intelligent fun of something, and I am just rolling on the floor right now. I read some of this out loud to my roommate, and she didn't get it, but this is the literal best.

Also, you made me cry from laughter in mass comm when a television-as-the-human-conscience discussion was on the screen. That is all.

Author's Response: It is only natural that this has forever changed you. If it were not for the fact that I am the best writer in the entire universe, I imagine that I would have been affected, as well. But alas, I am a goddess among puny mortals and as such cannot be surprised by the way my magnificent writing turned your orbs into crystal balls like Christmas ornaments swinging to and fro in a dusty attic, waiting for winter's carols to sing it to sleep~ ~ ~


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