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Review:peppersweet says:
all I can say is that I love you to the ends of the earth for writing this and I am cackling here

funny thing is you could probably post this to livejournal and people would LOVE it

also I lost it at 'prince of whales'

finally: you are an unwashed jar. but a magnificent unwashed jar.



Author's Response: Dear Julia,

There be-ith no pepper as sweet as sweetened pepper. The splenda in the spice, the em-dash of seasoning in scrolls and scrolls of exhausted ink. My soul withers, the shoes no longer tie themselves. Clouds are stuck in chimneys. Salt, smog, pepper. Black peppery dust in an unwashed jar.

-fin-

Prince of whales lololol, I did that just for you.



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