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Review:PhoenixPulse says:
Okay, I changed my mind. This was by far my favorite chapter!

I love Phoebe's dad! He's so awkward when it comes to him and his donkeys. Why can't my dad be like that? Honestly, you killed me here with this:

Mum was bouncing excitedly and it made me wonder what they were up to. Matt looked at me confusedly and Dad announced proudly,
Id like to show you my ass.
DAD! I said, outraged. Louis and Ellie both paled and Mum started shaking with laughter.
He chuckled heartily and then pulled the door of his shed to reveal a donkey.

That was honestly pure brilliance! And Burrito is such a cute little name as well! Doh', is it weird I have this urgency to pinch Phoebe's father's cheeks?

Anywho, I just can't put into words how much I loved this story so far, and honestly my originality in my reviews are coming to a drying halt. I just have nothing more to say. Everything is just so wonderfully written!

Author's Response: This was probably my favourite chapter, even just thinking about it I'm laughing. The whole time I was writing it, I was giggling like mad. Many of my family members asked what I was laughing about! :p
Oh Phoebe's dad, he's just hilarious. He was SO much fun to write!
I had actually never planned to write that but that day I'd read a donkey fact an I was just typing and that scene popped up. :p It makes me laugh like crazy - which is quite sad actually... :p
Burrito is a cute name, isn't it? Naw, I just want to pinch her dad's cheeks as well - he's just an adorable old man! :p
Don't worry about the lack or originality in your reviews, my responses are exactly the same as well! I'm just happy that you read and reviewed! :D

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