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Review:GuardedSlytherin says:
“Why are you such a prude, Granger?” McLaggen said irritably. “I mean, I just want to have some fun and you seem completely opposed to the idea. There’s more to life than just books, babe.”

Now, Draco was pissed. “Just because I don’t want your bacterial infested tongue down my throat, does not mean I am a prude. Why does everyone make fun of my studying? Fuck, if I want to study, I will study! And then I’ll have a real job and marry some guy who actually knows how to treat me properly instead of a douchebag who's in love with himself. Did you get that, McLaggen? Or maybe you just can’t hear it when someone’s talking about something other than you.”

“So… can we have sex or not?”

Draco let out a frustrated scream. “You know what? I give up. You should be a poster boy for birth control” He threw his hands up in resignation and stormed away. “Too many freaks. Not enough circuses.”

I could not stop laughing for a good five minutes. Bloody Brilliant, mate(:

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