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Review:hdawg says:
SECOND CHAPTER WOO! I have decided to put on hold my fics for the day, and instead just to read this and wallow in self-pity that I cannot find the writing inspiration to come up with anything half as witty as this :( ah well, I'll just sponge off you and your fame for a while longer ;)

"Professor Zarah Hussain" OHHH! I c wot u did der! I am insanely jealous that these two wonderful girls and friends got into this story. So jealous...

"Then again, neither was big talk, if small talk had an opposite". Is that a Community-ism I see there? From the pilot episode? If so, me like. If not, me still like.

"He hastily dropped the fork and did his best to smile, although it was a little difficult when even his lips seemed to be trembling out of fear. " Oh, you have the lip tremor too! I thought I was the only one! This description is too cute for words, and my heart has just enveloped him and cuddled him. That sounds weird and disgusting, but this is how I feel.

SLUMBER PARTY! "Somehow, he couldn't imagine that the mostly middle-aged Professors shared a dormitory like the students did." But you raise a valid question: where do they sleep? I like to imagine Snape rolling out a sleeping bag underneath his desk every night, accompanied sometimes by Flitwick, in which they stay up into the early hours of the morning, eating rubbish and talking. But now I remember that they aren't girls, but I still want this to be true.

"A sink, set in a chipped marble unit, had recently been installed beside them. The entire right-hand corner at the back was taken up by a massive, leafy house plant." Oh how I remember this...It seems like ages ago that we were in a room that sounds just like this. BUT OUR PLANT NEVER MOVED. AH. I'm hoping that this is not a murderous plant, but instead is a lonely plant that just wants some love and affection, and will pose for the students and will grace the covers of 'Witches Weekly' in various different positions. Yes. Good.

BUT WOO! SECOND CHAPTER! Oh, I love it. And now it's all going to get going with art teaching and teaching art, and I can't wait to see how he'll do. AND THE STUDENTS. I wonder who you'll base them on...

You've given me a lot to think about. BUT ME LIKE. ♥ yaay julia! ♥

(sorry for the incomprehensible review, but I tried. Gold star for trying, right?)

Author's Response: when you said 'sponge' off me I could only think of 'moisturise me' from doctor who and ahh why would you do that

ahaha! oh yep. a lot of elements from RL turn up in here...

I didn't intend for it to be a community-ism, but if it, cool cool cool.

eww that really is a bit disgusting.

snape and flitwick totally had slumber parties don't even pretend they didn't

and our plant did move? evidently we have very different memories of as-level art...

the plant is not a pin-up, hannah.


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