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Review:hdawg says:
WOOO ART TEACHER SCOPRIUS! I have been waiting for this for a while, and just like Daisy Buchanan, miss it when it comes and am very late when I realise it. But WOO &droo Scorpius!

Now, prepare yourself for my normal habits of very long reviews with a lot of quoting and a lot of spin off situations. And ultimately, I will ship something. And most of the time it will be me/main character. Scorpius better be prepared...

"and thank you to anyone who's still here and fancies reading this" me. Yes. That sounds better. And so the quoting begins...

"at the end of the day, he'd resigned himself to the fact that, really, he just wasn't cut out to be a great wizard." From this moment onwards, my heart is his, jsyk.

He is Harry Potter #2. This is legit. "Once or twice in his childhood he had, in fact, entertained a brief fantasy that he wasnít their son at all, but some foundling child that'd been discovered on a doorstep." So that means Draco Malfoy is Vernon Dursley...ah3h3. Draco with a moustache...

"And a glowing reference from Professor Prenderghast." YEAH! Tarquin made it in here...You know that Prenderghast is also the name of a villainy-type character in Sherlock Holmes? Thought you ought to know... And now you have said that it is a 'she'. Well, her name can be Tarquinie. Cool? Cool.

Ah me like. Me like very much. It's a lovely first chapter, not too rushed but with enough background and foreshadowing for it to be just right. I am unbelievably looking forward to it. Will he be like our motorcycle-riding art teacher, or the bald one with the head like a peanut? I wonder...

BUT YAAY! I am so pleased you have finally started writing this ♥

Author's Response: someday we will watch for the solstice together. I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE DAISY WAAA.

you know I love your spin-offs and ships. me love them a lot.

awwh, glad you like wee Scorp!

omg don't even suggest draco as vernon - obese, mustachioed draco is definitely NOT a good mental image.

'queenie' for short? cool.

there are elements of both, although, ultimately, he'd more based on our motorcycle-riding, cravat-wearing, adele-loving, photography-teaching art teacher. especially when it comes to the too-short trousers that show off his socks. and the lobster bisque.


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