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Review:peppersweet says:
HOLD DA PHONE!!#!~1~~!~!

sorry for the capslock and the punctuation but I ONLY JUST found this story again after randomly clicking onto it in recently added many moons ago - I made a mental note to refind-it and review but I am severly lacking in finding skills (I am a bad, bad hufflepuff) and it took me these many moons to locate it again.

herbology academy, yes please! whatever JKR says, I have this obstinate headcanon of all these post-hogwarts academies and such.

also the name Fern is fab, just like the use of the word fab in this story is fab because more people need to use the word fab and it is up to people like you and me to make people say 'fab' more often.

also (I also like the word also and it is beginning to lose all meaning) FIFI LAFOLLE. the mills & boon of potterland! I've been a wee bit tempted to write about her for a while but, alas, things to do, tea to drink and such. baww, Fern, I'm sure Grandma Lafolle would approve, she could write a story called 'liasons with trowels' or something and it'd all be fab.

okay I might as well have sleep-talked this review because it's so incoherent but

albus popping out of his mother, omg. no please do not give me these mental images, all I wanted was a quiet saturday night in with some tea and fic.

WAIT HARRY POTTER METAPHORICALLY KICKED THE BUCKET HOW. lololol the boy who lived...except he didn't. that's a bit of a par.

the way Fern talks sounds a lot like how I sound in my own brain. that sounded very creepy but, well, I will just leave it there.

when I see Albus I hear it like 'Al-BOOS' in my head. jsyk.

methinks Fern should tell Albus about her tennis ball of feelings. maybe she should serve them to him. maybe she could net a date. maybe it'd be love all. OH TENNIS PUNS.

I must name this ship. HMS FERNBUS.

I ship it.

in a nutshell, ee bah gum I love eet ♥ ♥ ♥ keep it up!

Author's Response: HOLDIN' DA PHONE! #~1 ~!!

Thankyou so much hun! :D

Fernbus, with the italics, sounds too cool. The tennis ball shall remain in her court for a while - and maybe he'll serve it back? or maybe not.*evilplottwists* Tennis is a menace [gah, even I cringed at the lameness of that one] and I can't ruin the story for you. plus I change the plot, like, every five seconds. D:

Fifi LaFolle is just such a fab name. I kind of imagine her as someone with pink lipstick who drinks too much tea = posh grandma.

Yes fab is deffo too fab.

No, I love incoherent reviews! (maybe it means I left you speechless? ;D )

The newspaper article was probably titled, "Boy Who Lived Died". Irony.

Thanks a bunch again! I had loads of fun answering :DDD

ps the way Fern talks is how i wish everyone talked, so no worries. Your brain is probably too cool.

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