OOH. INTERMISSION BEGINS WITH SUSPENSE. Hornby is even a bamfy sort of name. I tremble at his trembling.
KIPPERS. DID YOU JUST METAPHOR WITH KIPPERS. (did I just verb metaphor? did I just verb verb? ... ahem). Haaah, homg Hermione's going to keeel you Harry and Ron. I am always reminded with every chapter why I love these Hugo and Co. adventures so much ♥
Eee, randoom appreciation of Neville's room with the wonky burners that seem rather fire-hazardous. But then, what in the wizarding world isn't? I only know this--we could have killed the Acromantulas, and we could have killed the nymphs if we needed to. And that seems now ages ago. When we’re in the Third Realm, what we’ll encounter, if I understand right, is already dead.” omg do you know how to set up an adventure or do you know how to set up an adventure?
OH, RON (definitely the latter, gawd why do you even ask).
she would have noticed with some confusion the leader of this pack, whose curly unkempt hair and sparkling green eyes could be seen even at this distance and correctly interpreted to be full of some preternatural zeal for unknown tasks ahead. But you must understand that to an owl the concerns of human- and hugokind are not concerns shared, OWL POV. CRAZY-EYED HUGO. HUGO KIND.
Omg did you describe something as a dementor's mouth and frozen carrots in the same sentence? YES. THIS IS HOW YOU DESCRIPTION. STONE CARROTS MY BB yes ugh raw carrots kind of feel like a stone texture all snappy and whatnot.
lolol Muriel. Granny comic relief, yess ♥
Oh Hugo, amidst all thus hubbub and right ho-ing and wrong ho-ing. But he didn’t have that, and what he did notice was the eyes pointed in his direction for a reason other than another victory in a Quidditch match; his fingers began to itch to pull his jumper over his face, but a look from Ghost Cedric put him at rest. There was no need to provoke unwanted violence. precious bb.
also cannot get over every time they use the term A Team 8D I am totally imagining someone bling'd out like Mr. T.
Cedric looked extremely pleased and buzzed back and forth along the line, a silver blur, and cold, if he happened to pass through you on his way. omg this is also adorable can I have all of your adorable descriptions please please please.
♥ GUHHH PERFECTION CHAPTER YES.
Author's Response: OH DEAR IT HAS TAKEN ME /FOREVER/ TO RESPOND BUT HERE I AM TAH-DAH *jazz hands 4 u*
Hornby looks pretty intimidating and thinks he's pretty much a man made of steel but he is, alas, only human. And ofc, kippers are prime metaphor-making material. Obviously!
Hermione is really going to go crazy, I think you're right.
AHAHHA ADVENTURES LOL do those include plot because what is that can i eat
Ron is always a bit daft in my stories, shrewd at all the wrong times. Or never. Sometimes both.
lol I remember skyping with you while you read the owl P.O.V. and tbh that was new for me so I was glad you liked it and am still glad ♥
heheheh I laugh every time I read how incredulous you are at the dementor and carrots as a pair. WHEN WILL IT FINALLY SINK IN THAT THERE IS NEVER AN UN-APT METAPHOR PAIRING. EVERYTHING IS SHIPPABLE, EVERYTHING IS METAPHOR-ABLE.
Wrong-ho, dear lord I still laugh at that myself. Is it so wrong, to write things that make myself laugh? Hugo is sort of like two or three people all jammed into one skinny, overly-tall body. His emotions are all over the map, literally.
EHEHEHEH A TEAM. You know it!
i will share descriptions with you on the condition that you drink a mortality potion and come down from your throne on Olympus, kay?