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Review:soliloquy says:
L;KANB;LEKHRA;IOVC;OUDEKALKH. OH MY FREAKING GOD. I CANNOT EVEN BREATHE. THE WHOLE TIME I WAS READING THIS I WAS READING WITH BATED BREATH, HOPING NOTHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN.

AND YUP. IT WAS PERFECT AND I FEEL LIKE MY SHIPPER HEART IS GOING TO FREAKING EXPLODE! I am so excited I can't even contain myself. I literally held my breath until I saw your Author's Note. I can't believe it.

THEY ARE SO CUTE. Especially when they said good morning to each other. I just imagined like, staring fondly at each other, like an old married couple who had just watched the sunrise together, cuddling, looking down/up at each other and saying, with a gentle smile tugging at the corners of their lips -- "good morning."

AHH. YOU INSPIRE ME TO WRITE ALL THE SHIPPER CHAPTERS. Now I really need to get my Oliver&OC together. STAT. My readers will definitely thank you, HAHA. :D ♥

I can't even contain my joy. I feel like my heart is going to swell and burst into a thousand pieces. It's beating SO FAST. Oh, my goodness.

Did he watch her leave, as she started to back away..did he stop and just watch her retreat? Because in my mind, he does. oH MY GOD. THERE IS SO MUCH SHIPPER LOVE. I CAN'T BREATHE.

-rolls around in feels-

Author's Response: LOLOL, THIS IS THE ONE CHAPTER WHERE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS, BASICALLY, SO I HOPE YOU DIDN'T FAINT FROM BREATH-HOLDING. ♥ Honestly, though, this really is one of the only chapters where things aren't turned horribly wrong by someone misunderstanding what someone else said. Ah, brain. You are a rather limited scope, aren't you?

Bahaha, Beth and Severus as an old married couple. :3 Not giving away anything to that end, mind you. Shipper chapters really are the best, though, even if they're sort of lacking in this particular story. And the book that comes after it (no, that's a lie -- there are definitely more shipper moments in ITR!).

You may feel free to infer what you wish. :3 Here, have an extra basket of feels for your troubles. ♥ You are the cat's meow, yo. True story.


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