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Review:ohmymerlin says:
This story is so funny! Every time I read it I cry from laughter!
Thank goodness I'm home alone right now otherwise my family would think I have severe issues because I was clapping like a fat seal.
Rolf is definitely my favourite character! I've hardly seen any fics with him as one of the mains!
I love his dark, very creepy humour... probably because it reminds me so much of myself :p
NAW PERCY HE IS SO AWKWARD YET SO ADORABLE I always hated his character right from Philosphers Stone but fanfiction has made me love him and you've written him so wonderfully!
Oh and the chapter review before, I forgot to say how much I loved the 'exercise' they did! One minute twenty nine seconds? I was cracking up because that seemed like something that everyone who is on the internet would be like (me included) ;)
Now for this chapter; I love that Rolf is like a puppy to Percy, he's absolutely hilarious.
And the cat food ahahahahahaha
I like this spin of Pen as well, she's normally portrayed as this shy-who-never-speaks-more-than-two-words-to-a-cat kind of girl :p
And Percy shooting Jenny in the foot oh my gosh, that's hilarious!
I seem to say hilarious a lot with this story...
ANYWAY, fantastic chapter! Cant wait for the next update ;D
p.s. I want Pen and Oliver to get together like right now otherwise I may go criminally insane.
Oh who am I kidding, I'm already insane ;)
10/10 :D

Author's Response: Hey, you :D

First off, thank you so VERY VERY much for all your reviews and this one made me definitely smile and feel really amazing.

I'm so happy you find it funny, because I was scared that this chapter wasn't funny.. long story.

THANK YOU FOR LAUGHING AND READING because that means so much, thank you for liking it. :D "clapping like a fat seal" omg what is air.. Well. That's how I laugh. Quite so, my friend, quite so.

Rolf's attitude, like strange and creepy, is based on myself because well, I love dark humour! He's also based upon Sherlock Holmes, books and tv show and movie (RDJ not as good as Cumberbatch..) Well. That was in case you'd like to know a little Rolf fact (Which you probably didn't want to hear..)

I've never seen a story with Rolf as a main except Rolf/Luna and those are quite rare, but I've written a oneshot with awkward Rolf and weird Luna if you care to read.. SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION. Well. There will be Rolf/Luna but not a big thing. Rolf will mainly be Percy's best mate/pet/heterosexual life partner.

Percy is also another side of me, awkward and clumsy and just plain dorky.. Thank you for enjoying. He is a bitch in the stories and that's that, but he needed a new start, I suppose.

THE EXERCISE PART! Ermagerd. That was so fun to write and only 1:29 of running and the nerds were dying! I don't think I could've made it either! Rolf is adorableish. Kinda. But he's also really weird and I think we will see both sides come out. CAT FOOD! YES!

I like Pen too, I think Pen instead of Penelope is more of a fresh-start.. She's a nerd and awkward but not shy at all.. she's smart and fiery. FIERY. That's the word. She won't let liking Oliver shape her into a damsel in distress. She's a strong woman instead of "Ermagerd I love Oliver~!!" kind of thing. She's probably the second smartest in the "gang" (of English nerds, very threatening.) and isn't afraid to show it; but she has a temper. Right. Not shy, and I don't think she likes cats.. she's more of dog person, to me.

Jenny! Archery! Thank you :) Update soon. Soonish. Queue is five days so let's see about soon.

Pen/Oliver? Hmm.. I kind of want some to have a happy ending and some not to, so I'm not sure if this ship will sail.. yet. I mean, it's sailing, but just.. barely. They like each other, definitely, but expect Pen/Oliver with a twist? Well. More Pen/Oliver in the next two chapters, for sure.


thanks. xx

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