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Review:hdawg says:
I couldn't keep away, and I am not sorry at all. This man is beautiful and weird and wonderful and I am in awe of your masterful writing skills.

"I am a god." YES! I knew he'd start/end his diary entry with this. 10 points to Hannah...

Wow. Professor Longbottom may have to fight with me if he dares to take Scorpius away from me ;) "I see Professor Longbottom and I give him a wink. He raises his eyebrows very high and keeps walking, and I smirk to myself. I have won him over with my charm and he isn't even aware of it."

"I run my tongue over my teeth and give Amy Finnegan the thumbs-up. She knows what I like. Neither of our fantasies will allow to be tamed." Amy may also need to be fought. I vote a dance competition for this one though. And of course, Scorpius will interrupt with his chorus line of dancing elves and steal the show (and my heart... ;))

Well this is...phallic? "I have taped a six-inch extension to one end, so that now it is twenty-seven inches long and a delight to the ladies." And yes! A dance off! "She is incredibly impressed. This is why she is running away from me." We're of the same mind I feel, Sarah.

"I will don my feather boa for classes tomorrow. They look excellent with my sunglasses." JKR missed out a trick there. Harry might have excelled even more if he'd worn this combo, surely.

This better be repeated in later chapters: "Thief! Thief of facial hair!" We all knew that Flitwick was hiding something.

"I throw my arms open wide and begin to thrust my hips in a circular motion. I stick my arms behind my head, jostling one knee in time to the music that I am utterly convinced everyone else hears." Alex Pettyfer doing this in my mind I...I don't understand, nor do I care. This is hilarious.

"I wonder what the joke is. I lick my lips at him and he shuts up. He is now looking quite bewildered, and he flies away." I have no words anymore. This man is beyond reason, and I love it.

Author's Response: You would be the master of the dance competition. Le Scorp will dance with you, but he will forget to dance physically because he'll be too busy concentrating on dancing mentally, which is a very important part of the dancing process.

If Harry had worn sunglasses and a feather boa, Voldemort would've seen who he was dealing with and surrendered right then and there. No one messes with the boa.

Alex Pettyfer, snerk.

U IZ DA EGGS TO MAH BACON. ♥


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