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Review:hdawg says:
SARAH, BEFORE I START, THE TAGLINE MADE ME LAUGH TOO MUCH AND I AM MUCHOS EXCITED FOR THIS.

"Uou, there! You shall move! I shall point at you mercilessly with my hands on my perfectly shaped hips. You will be intimidated." where has this boy been all my life? I am so glad I am alone at the moment because I am snorting too loudly for it to be deemed 'ladylike'

MY JOB. "I have hired that skinny girl in the back, Frieda Jordan, to follow me around and put wind in my hair with her wand." I will tousle his blonde hair al day ;)

"I do not keep track of details such as DNA (The long version of this three letter word is in Latin and I do not speak Latinese yet) and fingerprints and homo-goblins." A spin off ensues with these so-called 'homo-goblins' that speak only in Latinese and interpretive dance. Yes?

I wish to quote more about his knowledge about leather and his lavender scarf, but then you would surely be bored/stunned by the amazingness one character can hold. I bow down at your feet for creating such a beautiful monstrosity ;)

"Holly Egram is staring at me! I wink at her. Now I notice that her boyfriend Michael is staring at me. I wink at him, too." This man knows no bounds. And I have fallen in love already.

This boy deserves to be Head Boy if only for his grasp of the English language and his fashion sense: " I stand up and waltz over to him, taking care to angle my face toward the window so that the sunlight will hit my cheekbones. My sunglasses and crocheted hat are up in my dormitory, but no matter. I must get on without them. The fate of this lesson depends on my export-tease."

"I am surely a god!" I am pretty certain this is how he ends his diary entries every night.

Ew. "But I am me. Because I was born from my mother. I know this because there are pictures of the whole thing happening when it happened." And why did Draco keep these, may I ask?

This, there are no words, only strange snorts of laughter: "I knock the elf away with a dramatic flourish. I am the director here, minion! Find me some lemon to put in my glass of water! And then fetch me a glass! Also, I would like water in it!"

ANOTHER CAMEO. Also, ew, if this was true, my one true love (cake) would be of no comfort to me anymore when I while away the empty nights, thinking of how I do not have Scorpius with me: " My hair is lustrous. It is like icing on cake if icing was not icing and was hair instead. The girl hurries away and I am positive that she is in love with me."

Sarah, you have surpassed yourself. This is wonderful. Scorpius and I will be married by the time the moon is down, and we want you to be the vicar. I'll be the one wearing the mask, he'll be in nothing but his lavender scarf.

Author's Response: HANNAH OMG YOU LEFT ME THESE MONSTER LOVELY AWESOME REVIEWS, HOW DO I RESPOND~

I am not surprised that you have fallen in love with Scorpius. He is a man of many moons and stars, and he looks upon them from his window, with his eyes closed so that he can only see them with his ears, and imagines that they are tiny cauldrons powered by wee little dinosaurs, except not dinosaurs at all, and dragons, and they breathe fire and that is how the sun happens.

Hannah, your cameos are everywhere. Scorpius's love for you is as eternal as the world, and by world I mean whirled, because spinny circles last a long time.

THANK YOU FOR REVIEW BOMBING ME. YOU ARE THE CHEESE TO MY FAMILY OF MICE. ♥


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