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Review:hdawg says:

"Telling the other boys nasty stories about a rabid half-gorilla, half-refrigerator swamp monster who attacks children when he smells that they've been eating mint chocolate." wow, that's very...specific. I hope my dream catcher works tonight!

And woah the toilets, that is rank, but I must agree with Trout and say that it was impressive. Disgusting, but impressive...

And Peeves is too good playing the Devil's advocate. Maybe I shouldn't go into teaching after all if there are boys like this out there... ;)

"You have been expelled from six different schools, one of them an all-girl's institution that I frankly have no idea how you managed to get into." AHAHAHAHA lol. That line made me chuckle.

Wowzers: "had even met the Pope once (it was raining and they were both trapped under the same shop awning, waiting for the weather to pass, and the whole time Trout just stood there gawking and couldn't think of anything intelligent to say; except much later in bed that night, of course, he thought of all kinds of meaningful, memorable doctrines he could have recited to impress him)" YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LYING IN BED AT NIGHT THING. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT DID THIS. I feel so much better now.

This was brilliant. Weird, but brilliant. And so witty. Thank you for being so fantastic!

Author's Response: WHAT UP, HANNAH. ♥

I see you have stumbled into my pit of Peeves over here. I love Peeves. I'm pretty sure he invented shenanigans. Also, endless rage that he wasn't included in the films. -shakes fist-

That specific half-refrigerator, half-gorilla is my specific brand of weirdo bleeding into the story, I must admit. I tend to be rather specific when spouting oddities like that.

THE LYING IN BED THING IS THE WORST. Makes you want to run into that person again so that you can be impressive and impression-making but it's always fail because that is the way of the world. Woe~

Thank you for stopping by my story! You are da knees of bees~

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