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Review:hdawg says:
I saw the banner for this and the tag line, and knew immediately that I had to read it. This promises to be a good ten minutes well spent.

"Exactly. You're not my real parents, why be angry? In fact, I bet I'll forget all about you two once I get settled into my new life," I dismissed with a wave of my hand. "Plus, the Zabinis are super rich, super pureblood, and super awesome!" i am already falling in love with you all over again. Cliche #1

OHMYGAWD most fabulous name ever: "Mia Aurora Gabrielle Maria-Josefa Esmeralda Destynnee Purple Zabini. Hermione is just the name you were given while you were in hiding." Cliche #2

When I leave for Uni, this is what I will shout: "Oi! Old mum, old dad! I'm leaving. Thanks for raising me like your own flesh and blood and stuff! Bye!" I called into the house." and they will let me leave without a fuss like these two.

UNICORNS IN THE BACKYARD YES! cliche #3. But this, this made me laugh: "He was too good of a person to be very arrogant; I could tell just by the five minutes I had spent in his presence." YOU IS FABULOUSA!

I adore you. "Basically, there is no real logical basis for this ludicrous decision we made eighteen years ago. At all. Just on a random whim we decided it might make things more interesting if we gave up our baby daughter to a Muggle family and then take her back when she was older," he explained./"Oh. Okay. That makes sense." I nodded thoughtfully./Everything was just coming together! It was amazing."

GLAMOUR CHARM! hahaha. obviously my parents did the same thing to me, that's why I'm so beautiful, yeah? ;) you know it's the truth!

"I could feel my hair now gracing the small of my back." okay, I misread that. I thought she was growing a lot of body hair. A lot. Soz. My mistake. Won't happen again.

Curves in all the right places = cliche #7 (i'm losing count. If I kept quoting, this review would be longer than it already is) "Damn, I'm hot!" I whispered to myself gloatingly." I would pay a lot of money for this to be put into the films. Cliche #10.

This whole part: "Me being me and liking a man who takes charge of the situation, not allowing for the woman to have any substantial options, I strutted over and put my arm through the crook of his elbow." This is fantastic. Cliche #15.

And lololol Lucius and this line: "They were such good people; they had just gotten mixed up in the wrong crowd. Totally understandable. Besides, Lucius had hair to rival a centaur's beautiful mane!" I am now imagining Jason Isaacs as a centaur. Thank you.

Her 'kickin' tan'? That has just bumped up the 'Clicheometre' up to at least #25. AND OHMYGAWD SPIN-OFF RIGHT NOW: "I have a confession," he admitted and bit his lower lip (sexily). "I'm...part veela." PLEASE. (cliche #82)


AHAHAAHAHAH (capslock is my best friend, so's you know): "It had been a most tantalizing snog./"Those leather pants look freaking sexy on you," he murmured as we pulled away from our kiss./"I know," I replied." You...I...I can't even coherently express what you have done to me. B m9?

This was fantastically cliched. This will forever go down in fanfic history as one of the best fanfics I have ever read because it is so bad (in terms of cliches). I will love you forever and will probably read this to my kids some day to make sure they avoid these dangers. But then again, if someone owns a unicorn, then they seem alright by me ;)

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