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Review:hdawg says:
If they don't kiss soon, I might cry. The sexual tension is killing me! (metaphorically speaking, of course; otherwise that would be a rather slow, strange kind of death)

"It was very, very difficult to resist the urge to have a small victory dance in the middle of the lawn, let me tell you. I'd even had one prepared, but as such, my talents went unobserved another day." Please make a drawing gif of this now. It had better involve the funky chicken or I'll be sad.

Rose is so smarmy. And Scorpius is brillopads: "Scorpius mumbled something that sounded like "alligator corset" and didn't choose to elaborate further." I would like to know what he is thinking so that I can think of some way to relate it to Rose's undying love for him.

"I was stuck alone with a murderous Slytherin who clearly wanted nothing more than to conk me in the head and drag my body into the dungeons" and then he would nurse it better and they can fall in love? I knew I'd be able to find something in here to get Scorpius dressed up in a nurse's outfit ;) and now you're imagining it, aren't you?

"I was being truthful, I'd sort of forgotten he'd existed since beginning that whole revenge plan. But that was probably because I was filled with such -" love? lust? sexual frustration?! you know I'm right.

Your brief representation of Slughorn was enough to warrant this chapter a rating of 10/10. Genuinely. It was so brilliant that I want to keep it in my mind palace for all of eternity and read it over and over again.

HUGO! HOW COULD YOU?! Albus is forever my baby now, forget you. I am upset. Although if Rose had known that, then this fandabbydozey chapter wouldn't exist. Then again, she might have KISSED SCORPIUS ALREADY. It's a tie, really.

"I'm sure you didn't mean for things to wind up in a heap of rubble with Scorpius on top of me, while I was shouting" Nope, doesn't sound weird to me. H3h3h3. Cr33p3r award, anyone?

WOT? ONLY ONE CHAPTER?! HOW AM I MEANT TO SURVIVE WITHOUT SCOROSE LOVE FROM HERE? WA :'( I don't think you quite realise how sad I am that it has taken me so long to read this. I have missed out and I am so sorry. This is unbelievably sad. Even the weather outside is a perfect pathetic fallacy. Although, to be fair, it always rains in England anyway.

Author's Response: Sexual tension, woo! But really, what is a good romantic comedy without it? And if a good romcom needs it, then so does a passable attempt at one. :)

I'll hire Julia to make funky chicken gifs, yes? I am also v. pleased you liked Slughorn, he's loads of fun to write. I do try and squeeze him in, where appropriate. -shoves Albus in your general direction- LOOK AT WHAT YOUR REVIEWS DO TO MY RESPONSES. NONE OF THE SENSE. NONE OF IT.

Please don't be sorry!! Nothing at all required you to review this in the first place, and I honestly am just so, so glad that you are enjoying it as much as you are. You almost more than anyone else have made me seriously contemplate a sequel. :) Also, the last sentence of this review made me laugh perhaps harder than I should have.

That is all. ♥

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