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Review:hdawg says:
BACK! BACKEDY BACK BACK! I am looking forward to this chapter immensely. They'd better kiss soon or I'm only joking, I can't hurt a fly, I'm so weak.

"delighted to see I'd sprayed his face with bits of soggy toast upon speaking" ew, Rose, you're disgusting. Save your delight for when you kiss Scorpius later, AM I RITE?!

"Sodding hell. I hate this boy, and on principle I should not be admiring his biceps." YES YOU SHOULD! Fel them! Hold him! MARRY HIM! I might be getting too emotionally involved.ah well!

These lines deserve an award: "I think it must have been some defining characteristic of female teachers at this school - they either had to resemble birds, or they just needed to be off their rockers. Bonus points if you fit into both categories."

"They folded their arms in an identical motion" I like to think that these two are secretly best friends and go on 'girl dates' in the town, and bitch about people behind their backs, and are all wonderful and sassy and have a secret handshake, and say 'You go, gurlfriend!'. Spin-off now please ;)

"with Malfoy at the head of them, waving his Beaterís bat at the crowd like he was something special." HE IS SOMETHING SPECIAL! HE'S YOUR SOULMATE!1! Gah!

NO ROSE! STOP! DON'T BE MEAN! :'( y wud u do dis? but Scorpius sounding like an angry troll makes me laugh more than you can imagine.

And yes! No Julian...this means more spin-offs in my head of what he could have been doing.


Author's Response: I am going to open this response by saying two things: Firstly, that I am very sorry it has taken me so long to respond at all, and second that I very much enjoyed watching you sweat as you wondered whether a Scorose kiss would ever come. That is all. :)

I really do appreciate your reviews, though, because you are by and large one of this story's largest supporters, and that means so much to me! You just have so much enthusiasm for my characters. :) There's just some uniquely lovely emotion that comes from hearing someone you adore yell at your characters, yes?

Pfft, why are you thanking me? I just wrote tosh -- you, the reviewer, are the one who needs the thanks! ♥ Albus is all yours after this, of course. And this response sucks so much but I really, really do appreciate your leaving it for me and I am so glad you like this story. :3

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