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Review:honoraryweasley says:
I would like to open this review with BODICE RIPPING. (The phrase in capital letters, or the actual literal act. Either one.) I'm keen as mustard on the ripping of one's bodice. Also on Gothic connotations. It is a shame our name doesn't come with those.

I would also like to declare my approval for Nicodemius and his laddiness (I have a weakness for ladz). I can imagine teenage Gwenners dating him.

Now a bunch of paragraphs later, I have decided to begin glowering in the affirmative. That phrase has been the highlight of this so far because just omg.

LETTUCE SPEBBINGTON IS BACK YES YES YESSS PHWOAR ETCETERA

Hedgehopping is so thoroughly something I want to have in my life though. I mean. Just. Where did the inspiration for this come from?! Are you living a glamorous life of hedge hoppage? Are you in your prime hedgewise? Are you hedgecore?

This whole ruddy enterprise has made me very very very pleased. As pleased as two pleased things in a pod. ♥

Author's Response: OOO-ER CONTROL YOSELF

Julia can totally have gothic connotations. all you need is an organ and some lightning and bish bash bosh WE R DRAMATIK AND GOFFIK.

I can't keep Lettuce contained. he seeps into all of my stories.

hehehee. my friend's ex-boyfriend used to hedge-hop a lot. sadly my legs are wee and twig-like and I wouldn't be able to hedge-hop, more like hedge-lunge and hedge-crash.

but yes, I am hedgecore.



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