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Review:radicallyali says:
Okay I’m super excited to read this because JALBUS BROMANCE. WHO WOULDN’T BE EXCITED.

He liked ties. I thought ties were for prats
And for Victoria to eat.

I was now of age and could wave my wand all over the place
Watch out world.

By tagged along I mean I put on a long black jacket and hat, then followed them in a creeper fashion to see what they were getting up to
Damn. No dresses.

It was almost scary how much he thought about dragons.
James. He works at a dragon reserve.

“Why don’t you just PROPOSE!” I cried.
Omg so dramatic

I still had to buy a girl a drink to get her to look at me, something that amused Charlie to no end.
Dream big, James. One day.

I definitely didn’t get it from Dad, who had no idea how to be arrogant and cocky at the same time.
Cause he’s SO FULL OF ANGST.

The Three Firewhiskeys, The Three Button Blazers, and The Three Sided Leaves.
Omfg

She ended up being a biter. His neck still looks a bit wonky.
Ladkjgkadjhgjak

And now he was seeing Pip.
Someone is jealous

Crying because I lost said bottlecap
Omg I’m dying here.

Speaking of pubs: dancing on a bar is on my bucketlist.

No, no no James. A dragon is the last thing you need right now.

“WILLIAM I LOVE YOU!”
Sdlfkgkljafkhgdhgad

“You do realize you have a key, right?”
AHAHAHAHAHA

Omg I want to accio a tuna melt into my tummy right now.

James is so worried about peeping-Tom-dragons.

“C’mon. Quit being so broody and angsty.”
But it’s what Potters do best.

I shoved open the door to Courtyard Three, but all I saw was William lounging in the corner, nudging a plastic beach ball around between his claws.
Awww he’s like a puppy.

“Hunting cold, lazy dragons in a bag.”
BAHAHAHA

I loved this. A lot. JALBUS 5EVA (it means I love them longer than 4eva)

Author's Response: BROMANCE WHO WOULDN'T BE EXCITED? EMERSON THAT'S WHO.

BTQC James actually is fond of ties. For Victoria is just a perk.

James is such a creep.

And dramatic.

BOOK FIVE HARRY IS ANGSTY.

I love drunk James and his bottlecap. I ship it.

Charlie for the win.

lol peeping-tom-dragons. Dying.

Thanks so much! I KNOW WHAT 5EVA MEANS DUH.



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