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Review:academica says:
Can't see the forest for the trees, eh? Poor Scorpius, cursed with the gift of detail orientation, and yet he finds his introduction to the ground a bit... sudden.

I sort of want to marry Scorpius so that we can waltz and shimmer and practice walking in the corridor. And then, I'd like to punch him in the face.

Great job, Sarah. This seems underrated, and I really loved reading it for the review challenge :)


Author's Response: Poor Scorpius is so absorbed with himself that he never sees what's coming next.

lolol shimmering in the corridors. Scorpius will teach you the ways of the Scorp, but only if your hair is lustrous like Queen Frosting from the Candyland board game and your voice sounds like two vultures having a conversation about politics and your hands are like boiled potatoes. Those are his prerequisites. As always, they make perfect sense.

Underrated, bahaha. I'm not sure if many people can stomach five chapters of endless nonsense. I applaud you for slogging through it! Thank you for stopping by to read and review. :)

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