...Okay so I kinda forgot to review yesterday...and the day before. I'M SORRY! I JUST JOINED A SWIM TEAM TO GET RID OF THOSE ANNOYING 10 LBS THAT I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO LOSE, AND I DIDN'T HAVE TIME! BUT, FEAR NOT, I AM HERE NOW!
SKDFAJJFVNJIJEILFJVNCXMDFKJDHSFKM. OH. MY. ROWLING. SUMMER'S DAD WALKING IN ON THEM ALMOST DOING...STUFF!?!??!?! OHMYGAWD OHMYGAWD OHMYGAWD!!! I LEGIT STARTED HYPERVENTILATING. WHY WOULD YOU WRITE SUCH A THING! BLASPHEMY I TELL YOU, BLASPHEMY! AND THEN HE FUDGING KICKS JAMES OUT. RAWR I WANNA *FEMALE DOG* SLAP HIM!
BUT HA. HA HA. HAHAHAHAHAHA SUMMER. "shot a random spell at the entrance to my room, launching my dad out of it and slamming the door behind him. YOLO and all that, you know." She just made my day, like Siriusly.
HOLY SHIA LABOUF. SHE JUST SAID--SHE WISHED HER DAD DIDN'T WALK IN!?!?!? IS THIS REAL LIFE!?!?!?
James, you are such a sweet heart. Your points about how much it sucks to be cheated on are like, EVERYONE'S inner most insecureties. Is is possible to marry a fictional character? Because, if so, JAMES SIRIUS POTTER YOU ARE MINE.
Jack...please explain to me WHY you would show up at your girlfriend's house UNANOUNCED, and NOT BRING CHOCOLATE? If you are going somewhere uninvited, ALWAYS. BRING. CHOCOLATE. IT IS JUST A FACT OF LIFE.
SUMMER'S DAD! OH MERLIN I WAS DYING! He was TOURTURING Summer when Jack was around. Evil little slimy Slytherin ain't he?
Is it safe to assume that Sumack (Summer/Jack. Pure genius) is officially over? BECAUSE I WILL SING PRAISES TO MERLIN IF THAT IS SO. AS MUCH AS JACK REMINDS ME OF PEETA FROM THE HUNGER GAMES (Josh Hutcherson you gorgeous mother*), THEY BOTH ANNOY ME AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER. TOO NICE.
Despite all the BAD drama *COUGH COUGH SUMMER'S DAD CATCHING JAMMER ALMOST DOING THE DIRTY*, there was much GOOD drama *COUGH COUGH JAMMER ALMOST DOING THE DIRTY. BRILLIANT CHAPTER!!! I EAGERLY AWAIT YOUR NEXT UPDATE AFTER THIS FUDGING STAFF VACATION!!! UPDATE AGAIN SOON!
Author's Response: hey, don't you worry about it ~ i feel bad that you feel bad about not reviewing when it has taken me this long to respond :/. blargh, i feel like a terrible author.
AHAHA, YES, SUMMER'S DAD WALKED IN ON THEM ALMOST DOING, AS ANOTHER REVIEWER SAID, THE DANCE WITH NO PANTS. CAN YOU PICTURE ANYTHING MORE AWKWARD? NO, PROBABLY NOT. I WOULD WANT TO CURL UP INTO A BALL AND DIE. AND THEN HE KICKS JAMES OUT... FEEL FREE TO SLAP HIM, MY LOVE.
i hate the phrase YOLO. like literally, with every burning pore in my body i absolutely cannot stand it. it makes my blood BOIL. urgh! but it felt like the right thing to say... even though i wanted to take a shower after writing it because i hate it so much.
YES, IT IS REAL LIFE AND YES, THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID. she trusts him enough to go all the way now.
UHM, NO. JAMES SIRIUS POTTER IS MINE, LOVE. that is how james feels about being cheated on, it just took him a while for him to remember that what he and summer were doing technically counted as cheating.
ahaha, he thought he was being sweet! the poor thing :( but yes, i think i would be much happier about someone just showing up at my house if they were clutching a nice big box of chocolates ;)
yes, he is a right little slimy slytherin. he wouldn't have cared if jack had split up with summer on the spot because of what he was saying.
you'll find out in the next chapter and chapter twenty six if they've officially kicked the bucket. but for now, yes, they're pretty much over. done. caput. whatnot. he is lovely, but he is too nice. too nice for summer, that's for sure.
ahaha, thank you so much! the next chapter is in the queue and will hopefully be out soon. and again, so sorry about how long all these reponses took! much love, thank you :D
ellie :) xx