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Review:dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap says:
Next, you simply must read The Dark Lighthouse, followed by The Curse of the Dementor, Seriously Black Intentions, The Boggart's Bride, Escape from Nurmengard, and A Case of Stolen Virtue

^ All very intriguing titles. I'm most interested in, The Boggart's Bride, that one must be quite a page turner.

the fact that it was now August the first meaning it was high time to start thinking about winter wear

^ That really irks me. I don't know why women insist on shopping so early for the winter. It's not going to start snowing, atleast where I am, come September but people seem to think once September rolls around the sweaters, jackets and boots must come out quickly. Of course, when it is actually winter I see some girls where I'm at, wearing skirts and little tops as if it's spring. Coordinate with the weather people!

she also found herself already bristling with annoyance with the young man after only meeting him five minutes ago

^ You and me both Catherine, you and me both.

Oh lord. I would not want Isabella as my sister-in-law. Granted, I'm thinking ahead of the game but I realized the small hints you were dropping here and there with the looks they were giving each other. She's so painfully dramatic and her brother was a nuisance. Poor Catherine, she'll probably have to deal with him some more.

I still have the book in my room. It's collecting dust because I havenít had time to read it yet. I hope when I do start reading it, that it's as entertaining as your story.

Author's Response: Hey! Thanks for taking a moment to stop in a catch up with my ridiculous characters ;)

Those story titles were pretty fun to think up. They're really not much worse than the ones in the original book. Some people read some real trash back then. I guess not much has changed, huh? How else would a really messed-up sounding book based on Twilight fan fiction sell a bajillion copies?

Oh. My. God. I'm the same way with fashion, hence why I had to put that little jab in. Some things I get, like bikinis in February cause a lot of people go away on cruises or whatever. But WHY do I need to be looking at wool sweaters when it's seriously 90 degrees out?! And don't get me started on the moronic girls wearing flip flops in the beginning of March in New England around college campuses. I always wanted to beat them with my book bag for being so stupid.

You really should check out the book, or at least watch the more recent movie that just came out a few years ago. It really is pretty silly and funny. It's also really short compared to Jane Austen's other books, so you could probably finish it easily in an afternoon. I should also probably attempt to start work on the next chapter of this... but no! Severus and Avrille must come first! They're like my first-borns! Thanks so much for the review, Deeds! See you around! ~Renny


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