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Review:WitnesstoitAll says:
Oh, hey. Look at me here reading your scorose.

This... I... You... OMG, Rachel, you're hilarious. This was brilliantly funny and it was exactly the sort of humour I really appreciate -- not like the glaringly obvious trying to be funny sort of funny, but the subtle, cynical sort of humour of your brooding Rose. I loved her. She was brilliant. She thinks so highly of herself... the bit about her pride in the comment about Scorpius from the morning announcement. Pimple on a giant's backside. Oh, Rose, you clever girl you.

And Hugo was /such/ the little brother. Poor bloke. I loved this opening chapter and and cant wait to see what you do with this gem. Expect more reviews in the near future, my darling.

Love youu like a parrot love's a pirates shoulder.

Author's Response: Oh, hey. Look at me here answering your review.

Gah, I am SO glad you thought this was funny! :D I already told you this, I suppose, but I'm really nervous when someone comes and reads this after reading some of my other stuff, or vice versa. Because it's /nothing/ like what I'm normally used to writing, and I still have no idea if that's good or bad! It was a fun venture and who knows -- I might try it again soon. But right now some part of me screams DO NOT TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY, KEEP MOVING, NOTHING TO SEE HERE, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

Rose's dry humor -- well, I've got a very, very, /very/ dry sense of humor, so three guesses where that came from. :D 99% of the things that come out of my mouth are sarcasm. Trufax. Also, Scorpius is da best. ♥ I have permanent attachment to him.

YOU. YOU ARE SO FABULOUS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS REVIEW. ♥ And for the glorious simile which I will now try and return in full:

Love you like Scorpius loves lavender scarves.

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