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Review:justonemorefic says:
Ooh, space hoppers and jigsaws and electric whisks. Archie has good taste.

Boris would totally have the most dulcet whine.

OH *THAT'S* what a space hopper is. Hah, I'm not kidding the entire time, I thought it was a spaceship hopper. I imagined this rocket ship-barbeque grill combination. It's... definitely not what a space hopper is, according to wikipedia. YEAH THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD OF IT.

Oh god this cannot possibly go where but totally wrong. Archie's attempts to be cool shall go to failure in 3...2...1... (blast off!)

OMG SPACE HOPPER FLEEING. AHAHAHA. AND LOOK AT IT GO. OMG. AND IT'S A UFO. I KNEW A SPACE HOPPER WAS A ROCKET SHIP. EVEN WHEN I'M WRONG, I'M TOTALLY RIGHT.



Author's Response: I don't think I can explain to you how utterly stunned I felt upon realising that, apparantly, a significant proportion of the population does not understand what a /space hopper is/.

I mean, seriously. I was shocked. I'm thinking it's a british thing? But is definitely an awesome british thing, ahha.

ARCHIE FAILURE IN... 3...2...1.0. Pah. AHA. You were right all along. You do know things.

I love your reviews :D

-AC


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