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Review:dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap says:
"You ride it."

^ Oh. Archie. How did you become a Professor?

Can you give us a demo, sir?

^ That actually made me blush.

"They look like the udders of a cow," Fred said helpfully, "so you could always pretend you were milking it."

^ That was my favorite part. Two things!


I actually had to google what a space hopper is because for the life of me I was like 'well, must be some sort of english thing because I've never heard of it' and then when the pictures stared loading...well...I saw a picture of Darth Vader on a space hopper.

And now I can't breathe.


I'm so sorry about my other review for Muggle Studies! I saw on the forums that you couldn't respond to it because I forgot to close the italic command. Sorry! Many apologies! My reviews have been a little wonky lately, so sorry. :D

Author's Response: AHAHAH. Silly Archie. He was shockingly idiotic on that front, I'll agree.

He just got excited about the space hopper!

OKAY... wait. Do you actually not have space hoppers where you are? TRAVESTY. Space Hoppers are exceedingly awesome. Seriously, they're wonderful. I want to buy myself one.

Oh no, it's okay! Don't you worry about that. It was just some weird un-understandable side effect. Not your fault at all! But, well, that's why that one is without a response :)


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