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Review:dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap says:
He was very polite and commented that both women looked even more radiant than before even though, in all honesty, he couldn't truly see a difference.

^ Why do men always do that? I know at least three or four guys that will honestly say 'I cannot notice a difference. What's the big deal anyway?' I'm like 'thank you!'

The Pump-room, the most exclusive spa in town; because Mrs Allen was very curious to try the spa's newest lip-plumping treatment,

^What a clever name/idea! I really liked that.

Oh! This story is wonderful. I love ridiculous high society talk between women, each trying to one-up the other.

Author's Response: I blame it on biology. Women have to be more attuned to things like the subtle changing of details to protect ourselves and our offspring, guaranteeing the continuation of the species. Men just stab things with pointed sticks. At least Mr Allen was smart enough to at least pretend that he saw a good reason for all of his hard-earned money going down the tube.

"The Pump-room" name is taken directly from "Northanger Abbey," so I didn't make that up, though it was my idea to change it into a spa since we don't really have social tea rooms in this day and age. At least with Harry Potter you can get away with anachronism pretty easily since wizards live in the modern age and have adapted to some Muggle ways, but also still have a very old-fashioned slant to things (like apparently, according to the movies, they never moved past Dickensian fashion). I was actually considering calling it "The Plump-room" but decided, WHO would want to go to a spa named that? Isn't half the point to try and melt inches off of your thighs with seaweed wraps and whatnot? Urgh, I feel like there was something else I was going to say about that, but now I forget. Oh well!

High society talk is rather crazy. Thank goodness Mrs Allen didn't have any children of her own or else I would have had to run on for about five more pages of them comparing whose kids were better just to make it realistic. Thanks for taking the time to review again! I really appreciate it so much! ~Renny

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