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Review:dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap says:
THIS CHAPTER WAS FILLED WITH WIN, WIN, WIN. I don't know where to begin -- GUY FAWKES. THEGOLDENKNEAZLE IS A GENIUS!

I'M GOING TO APOLOGIZE BEFORE HAND BECAUSE MY REVIEW IS A JUMBLED-MUMBLED MESS.


but mostly she probably thought he was doing something quite illegal and just wanted her out the way.

^ HAHAHA. CHARMING CHARMS TEACHER AND ARCHIE. Oh, if only he knew how much he's going to like her a few short months later. I SHIP THEM EVEN WHEN ARCHIE DOESN'T LIKE HER. SHE IS CHARMING AFTER ALL.

longer it would take for Aurora Sinstra to find him and drag him, kicking and screaming into her office.

^ Wonderful image. A grown man getting dragged to the Head's office.

his girlfriend was already irritated enough at him without them having to actually co-inhabit the same apartment

^ The same girlfriend he wanted to go on a bicycle journey with, no? No wonder they didn't last.

And now I have that Queen song stuck in my head but it's a mash-up with Fat Bottomed Girls.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN MY HEAD EITHER.

jaunty

^ THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE WORDS. (I thought you should know).

Jigger

^ Jigger! That's like Jigga, right? Like Jay-Z (JZ?) calls himself, 'Jigga said what?' No. Wait...is it Jeezy? No...

Well I clearly know so much about my own 'muggle' culture. I am a shameful American right now.

She said she'd didnít have no sweets cause she was just walking back from the pub, and that I weren't dressed up neither. So then I said I'd just take her money and she got angry

^ HAHAHA. COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING. This happened to my mother's friend on halloween once. This kid asked her for candy outside a church and she didn't have any because HELLO SHE WAS COMING FROM CHURCH so he took his toy sword and told her to give him her money or he was going to 'stab' her with the sword.

He was like six.
She was traumatized.

I thought it was pretty hysterical. Oh, lots of laughs with this chapter AC/HELEN. Lots of laughs!

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