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Review:water_lily43175 says:
You know, I've been told by someone that orange juice doesn't actually help a hangover; in fact, it's one of the worst things you could drink. I don't remember the exact science but when I was told this it was as though my world fell apart, because I swear by orange juice on the morning after the night before. And I've begun on a slight tangent here, but the point is, Tanith drinking orange juice may not actually be the best move. If you believe the science rubbish, that is...

For some reason, I imagined Tanith as having short hair from the start. I'm not sure why; possibly because she seems tomboy-ish in some ways. So the mention of her having her hair chopped is odd.

Just out of sheer curiosity, do you have any Welsh blood at all? Given the extent to which Cal is made out to be Welsh. Not that you have to be Welsh yourself to embrace the wonders of the wonderful country, of course (not waving my own Welsh flag at all here) but I'm just curious. :) Also I thoroughly enjoyed the rugby reference, and I feel for all those people who don't appreciate the beautiful game.

See, NOW Cal refers to women as birds! Mind you, given that they were Veela, perhaps calling them 'birds' worked on two levels?

The last line made me chuckle; about how to Cal nothing is more important than Quidditch, even a load of Death Eaters rocking up at a muggle campsite. Also, Gabriel is more and more intriguing as we go on. What on earth is he doing when he goes on all these walks? Strange kid...

Author's Response: Orange juice doesn't work?! Oh god. The placebo effect is ruined forever. Then again I also swear by a bacon sandwich and some fresh air and a LOT of sleep, and those have yet to fail me. I was also once told something about taking water, ibuprofen, and orange juice in a particular order (and ONLY in a particular order) and then you'd be able to face the world.

I think we may have to accept that all we can do is suffer.

And I do have Welsh blood, actually, on my dad's side, so I drew on... mostly the bad jokes, to be honest... in regards to Cal! My rugby fu is weaker than it should be, and clearly Cal's is weaker than it should be if Tobias is making the references. But Tobias went to a Muggle primary school in Surrey so perhaps that's not so unlikely as all that.

Thanks for reviewing!


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