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Review:hdawg says:
HEY ERICA HEY! I'm here, like I promised. I am on top form today!

"Elliott was tall, muscular, and able to thoroughly intimidate just about anyone if he narrowed his eyes, puffed out his chest, and crossed his arms. Of course, if anyone knew him like his friends did, they would realize he was about as scary as a fluffy teddy bear." Sounds an awful lot like a certain Mr Thomas Hardy. I approve whole-heartedly! And for purposes of making myself happy, I will now be his girlfriend Rocky. Cool? Cool.

Harry's the Minister for Magic? Woah...and Lily Potter is bad-ass. I like where this is going already. So many possibilities! And okay, I read this line completely wrong, but it made me laugh: "Oh, shit. Damn. I had no idea. She had her hood up and - bollocks." Well now we know what she's keeping under her hood ;) that is actually disgusting. Why did I even think that? Woe is me!

This is all so mysterious and so new to me. I like it. And oh! Lily is so evil and cunning and I hope she's in Slytherin. (I also rather liked your little mention of 'Ashley', whether or not that was intentional is another thing altogether...)

No puppies shall cry because of me! I am super-duper ;) I am super stoked to read this, it sounds so dark and mysterious and cool. I am not worthy to know you!

Love as always :)

Author's Response: DERP (is the face i have right now). HANNAH. I LOVE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. Eee -- OMG HPFF DELETED THE REST OF THE REVIEW NOW I HAVE TO RETYPE IT UGH UGH UGH.

Elliott and Tom Hardy are like twins. Except Elliott is black so they're like mind-twins and not real twins. And okay. You can be Rocky. Fair enough.

YOU HAVE RUINED THE PURITY OF THIS STORY. WOE. SO MUCH WOE. I SHALL GO CRY A THOUSAND TEARS NOW. pfft what are we going to do with you hannah? perhaps throw you in the dungeons! mwahaha.

Lily is totes a Slytherin. Idk if it'll ever come up in the story, but she so is. And the mention of Ashley is intentional. He's introduced in the second chapter, yo.

Yay no crying puppies! You are a winner! BTW SCORPEO AND YOUR OLIVER STORY ARE DEF ON MY READING LIST I SWEAR I'LL GET TO THEM SOON.

loveee!


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